Hips don´t lie!

Como estoy en casa con intoxicación y picazón en todo el cuerpo, algo tengo que hacer para olvidarme de ello...aquí le compuse una canción a mi amiga la Shakira. Ah! y pa el negro va también...ya saben, mantengan el ritmo al leer.


Hips don’t lie (Shakira y Wycleff)

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees carnival up in here
No fighting, no fighting
Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could sing in English
But I`m a man that can’t speak good Spanish
Cómo se llama, mamita, mi caleta, tu cama
Shakira, Shakira

Oh negro when you talk like that
You make me go into carnival
So be wise and move on
Out of the near of my body

I feel old tonight
You know my hips don't lie
I'm starting to feel the pain
All disarticulation, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is dislocation

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's worrying me crazy
And I didn't have a fucking idea
What I should do while you dancing
Maybe make you walk directing to the ambulance door
While I call the chiropractor inspector
Nobody cannot ignore the way you crush your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you break right and left it
So you can keep on destroying it

I never really knew she could break her hips like this
She makes a man try to speak Spanish
¡Una cama! , ¡Ambulancia! , mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman feel so bad
So be wise and keep on
Taking your hands out of my body

I feel old tonight
You know my hips don't lie
I`m starting to feel the pain
Come on let`s go, u are real slow
Don't you see baby esto ya no es perfecto

They know I feel old tonight my hips don't lie
I`m starting to feel the pain
All the disarticulation, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is dislocation
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see the ambulance moving
And I see u`re half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what they are doing
But they seem to have a plan
Have a pill for my pain
but I can`t dance now, dance now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to contain

Ahora
Jodo en la calle de noche
Jodo en la calle de día
Jodo en la calle de noche
Jodo en la calle de día

I never really understand when she sings in English
But I`m a man that can’t speak good Spanish
Cómo se llama, Rivera, demanda, mi plata, la tuya
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby stop talking like that
You know you got my hips hypnotized
So shut up and and move on
I need to take care of my body

Señorita, cállese la boca, let me see you’re moving directing to Colombia
Mira en Barranquilla se rompen así, gil!
Ella en Barranquilla se rompe así
Yeah

(Negro desesperado y bajo la influencia de la droga)

She's so crazy and she lives thinking on fantasy
A refugee like me needs to back with the Fugees
better than be here in a 3rd world country
I will go back to see the hips of Humpty Dumpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical-ganja transaction

No more marijuana, no music, no hips
Like a Refugee I’ll run the seas but ¡shit! Shakira stole my ship!


I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
I`m starting to feel the pain
Come on lets go, u are real slow
Don't you see baby esto ya no es perfecto


Oh, you know I feel old tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel the pain
All the disarticulation, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is dislocation.

(Dear Jerry
Don’t fight)